Humor Post #2

Hi funny people! This will be my second humor month post! Woo hoo! This is a post all for jokes! So if you'd like to laugh and laugh, scroll down and read these!

Why couldn't the pirate child watch the movie?
It was rated Arrrrr!

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

What would a fly be called if it had no wings?
A walk!

What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!

How did the popsicle get to work?
It rode a bicycle!

How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, because it can just teach the bulb to change itself!

What did the cabbage say to the radish?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling pretty beet.

What is big, green, and flies?
Super pickle!

Now, for some jokes by others!

Why did the dumb person climb the glass wall?
To see what it was like on the other side!
-Joke bye Vrock

Those are all the jokes for now! If you have another, didn't understand some of them, or just want to comment about anything, please comment on any of my posts!

Laugh, have fun, and be funny! -Coolcatice